Hey, just like ultimate lover we need a few more players, but only those of the female variety unfortunately. We have almost 15 guys, but a few more girls would help. In fact, we'd love to have a few more girls for tonight if possible (we had a rash of injuries, illnesses, etc.). If you want to play, come to Jericho West and look for the team in the sexy red uniforms. And even if you can't make it tonight, we could still use some girls down the road. My e-mail is email@example.com.